January 2012
4 posts
“If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won.”
– Mumford & Sons
Watchlandscapelifescape:
Troop of Gorillas visit a camp
This is absolutely beautiful!
One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
December 2011
6 posts
Conservative Sheep
animalsbeingdicks:
Conservative Sheep says “Go back to Burning Man, you dancing hippie! And get a job!”
I knew there was a reason I raised these things.
Headbanger’s Ball
animalsbeingdicks:
Lemmy and Darrell would argue for hours over who was more metal.
Bahahahaha this is hysterical.
TWLOHA University Chapters: Chapter Highlights -... →
twlohauchapters:
Why did you want to bring TWLOHA to your school? How did your chapter get started? Our founder Linda wanted to bring TWLOHA to the students at USC because she wanted to see a group of students who represented what true community would look like in a society that promotes individuality instead of…
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we...”
– Otter, Animal House
Patriotism as it was meant to be.
November 2011
2 posts
Cobra Cat
animalsbeingdicks:
Kurt didn’t know what he had done when he picked a fight with Lei Wulong, master of Cobra Style!
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
6 posts
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“Curious as it may seem the War, to me, proved humanity.”
– Walt Whitman
Under Pressure
Walt Whitman was named after his father. He had two brothers who were named Andrew Jackson Whitman and George Washington Whitman. I wonder who felt the most pressure to succeed.
3 tags
Screw you guys
animalsbeingdicks:
Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home.
July 2011
9 posts
phiLOLZophy: A Non-Consensual Interview with... →
philolzophy:
Hey y’all. Yesterday I performed an interview with one of the greatest minds of our time, Matt-T. I’m pretty sure he thought we were just making some heavy drunk conversation but I needed to dig deeper into the thoughts behind the man.
Lolz: Is Chillwave the most philosophical kind of music?
One of the funniest interviews I’ve read in a long time.
Up and over
animalsbeingdicks:
Being a superhero had it’s perks, like being able to leap tall hedges with a single bound.
Amazing
“When you’ve had the best, who needs the rest?”
– Betty White, on why she never remarried after the passing of her husband Allen Ludden
Into the Light
Ephesians 5:8-14
For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light 9(for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth) 10 and find out what pleases the Lord. 11 Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. 12 It is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret. 13 But everything...
June 2011
8 posts
The saying "it's raining cats and dogs" comes from...
ohyeahfacts:
Houses had thatched roofs - thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, rats, and bugs) lived in the roof.
When it rained it became slippery, and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof, hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and dogs.”
Hahahahaha...
Lighting a Fire
After a very long hiatus from cleaning, I finally decided to get it together and start cleaning again. Today I went back through and cleaned what I’ve already marked off of my list, as it was already quite messy again. That included the closets, refrigerator, coffee table, and kitchen cabinets. Then I proceeded to clean the bathroom floor. This involved picking up all of my dirty clothes...
In Illinois in 2008, a woman had to have her...
Yea, Illinois!!!!
Day 4 Postponed
Today I was supposed to clean the bathroom floor. I didn’t. In fact, I slept for 11 hours and then hung out with my boyfriend until we had to go to work.
Tomorrow I am going to apply for a job at a couple of different places, picking up my paycheck, taking said check to the bank, and then going to work. Needless to say, there won’t be any bathroom cleaning tomorrow either. I know it...
If It Walks Out Of Your Refrigerator, Let It...
Today’s challenge is the refrigerator. I think in order to make this more fun for me, I’m going to document what I find as I go. Wish me luck.
Freezer:
Empty ice cube tray which I filled.
Ground beef
Texas toast
1/5 of a bag of ice
Really old raw shrimp we used to feed the puffers. (thrown away)
Frozen brine shrimp and frozen marine algae used to feed the saltwater fish
Wiped...
May 2011
11 posts
What is that on my coffee table? -Day 3
Okay, so as it turns out, starting a 30-day declutter challenge this past week was a bad idea. It was my boyfriend’s birthday, both of us were busy job hunting, my parents were remodeling, his parents were out of town and needed their sink fixed, his grandma had a cookout, we had a staff meeting at work, and pretty much we were exhausted.
So, Day 3 of the challenge was...
Day 3 Postponed
So it rained here all day long and I really didn’t feel like doing anything before I went to work. Day 3 de-cluttering didn’t happen. Maybe tomorrow. Day 3 assignment is to clean off the coffee table. Sounds easy, but it definitely won’t be. I’ll keep you updated.
Cleaning out my closets: Day 2
It’s Day 2 of the 30 day de-clutter challenge. Today I’m supposed to be hitting the closets. This entails getting rid of clothes I don’t wear, throwing out/selling any unused items, and probably a general dusting of the shelves.
I forgot to say in the first post that I am not telling my boyfriend about this challenge. I’m just going to see how long it takes him to notice...
Cleaning out the Cobwebs: Day 1
In an effort to make sure my apartment is clean by the time I move out at the end of July, and just to get rid of the “clutter” in my life, I have started the 30 Day De-clutter Challenge.
I despise cleaning. I am one of the messiest people on the planet. Ask anyone who knows me. I am, however, easily frustrated by a lack of organization on my part or that of anyone else.
I hate not...
In order to deter flies from landing on him, Pepi...
Yea, that ought to do the trick.
Candy desk →
bestofwikipedia:
The candy desk is a tradition of the United States Senate established in 1968, according to the Senate Historical Office. The desk, located on the Republican side of the Senate chamber, was first stocked with candy and treats by Senator George Murphy. Those entrusted with the candy desk have included John McCain, Slade Gorton, Bob Bennett, and Rick Santorum. Most senators take...
Organized thinking 4-8-11
dusting:
Why does growing up take so much longer than getting older
Couldn’t agree with this sentiment more.
April 2011
14 posts
160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental...
False. It is only 12 lanes and they are divided by the widest median of any divided highway.
Class
Dustin: You had a very classy birthday.
Me: I know. I'm a classy bitch.
Dustin: Uh.. Excuse me.